Beware: It's a rant

Today I'm hormonally impaired. To keep myself from losing a lot of friends on social media... I'll rant here where I'm anonymous. Hahaha. I've learned some things at least.

Your friendly neighborhood stats: Alcohol: 4th leading cause of disability in the WORLD. 3rd preventable cause of death in the U. S. Yes it may be beneficial in moderation. Does anyone know what moderation is? ONE drink for women. TWO drinks for men. Want gun control? Try prohibition please... or on second thought... see how well that went. Stomps off. (Yeah I know... you're all thinking I could use a drink to loosen up) Ha. Loosen up and die on the roads. Fat chance.

Phew.

This is how my mom dubbed me as Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde. Pretty intense right?

I'm a tub full of bitterness to day.

Please send some sugar

Love,
Liz

Leftovers

The end of Christmas season is always hugely sad to me.

I think it's seeing all the Christmas trees on the curbside.

When I have my Home for Odd and Unusual Children... we will definitely patrol the streets and build a HUGE FORT out of all the leftover trees.


#forts
#recycling
#I'mreallysixyearsold